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brains, banter, & business.

Chrissy Castriota is a creative strategist and storyteller who helps brands and leaders find an unforgettable voice. She provides the full spectrum of services—from big-picture campaign strategy and ghostwriting to keynote speaking and workshops—to ensure your message isn't just heard, but remembered. Get ready for a high-impact, no-fluff experience (okay maybe a little fluff) designed to energize your audience and make your story unforgettable.

what I do.

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Hosting & Hyping

corporate relief.
From all-hands to offsites, Chrissy brings comedic timing and calm control to live (or virtual) events. Whether emceeing a conference, moderating a panel, or hyping up a hybrid event, she’s your comedic glue.

services include:

  • 🎤 Event hosting & emceeing

  • 💰 Auctioneering

  • 🎙️ Panel moderation

  • 🎥 On-camera hosting for livestreams or hybrid events

perfect for: company retreats, charity auctions, summits, all-hands, launch events, panels, awards shows, live streaming, podcasts

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Content & Collaboration

work, but make it fun.
Chrissy partners with teams to punch up scripts, write fresh copy, or bring personality to even the driest messaging. From internal comms to brand campaigns, she helps your content actually connect.

services include:

  • ✍️ Content & copy development (social media, thought leadership, articles, et. al)

  • 🤖 AI voice development

  • 📝 Story & script consulting

  • 🤳 User Generated content

  • 🎤 Voiceover & on-camera branded content

perfect for: start-ups, marketing teams, brand activations, creative off-sites, newsletters, overworked teams who are too spread thin to do the work internally

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Words & Workshops

where business meets the bit.
Chrissy delivers fresh keynotes and workshops that inspire and remind people why their work matters. Equal parts stand-up and stand-out, her sessions energize while offering real, usable insight.

signature talks:

  • 💬 Storytelling for Success: The power of compelling narrative

  • 💼 Bring Your Full Self to Work (Even the Weird Parts): Why authenticity is professionalism

  • 🎓 Edu-tainment 101: Educate and entertain at the same time

signature topics:

  • 🎭 Improv for innovation: Active listening, adaptability, collaboration

  • 🧠 Story & design thinking: narrative tools to build better solutions

  • 💡 Beyond brainstorming: unleash your teams creativity

perfect for: team retreats, company all-hands, conferences, themed events

circle back with me.

Interested in working together? Fill out some info and we will be in touch shortly. We can’t wait to hear from you! We don’t know why we’re writing “we” because it’s just me here.

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